What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?