What do goats and moms have in common?
They both have kids.
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do you call an angry monkey?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
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