What do goats and moms have in common?
They both have kids.
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What animals make the best students?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
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