How did the mermaid call her friends?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

How do bees get to school?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What fish sings the best?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?