What's the friendliest pen?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What do you call a short cow?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What did summer say to spring?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?