What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What's a decade's favorite sport?