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It had a date!
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Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
How does a cow do math?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What's the slowest 5k?
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