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What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

How do you talk to a giant?

Did you know about April 1st?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?