What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?