Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
It had a date!
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Surprise!!!!
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do bees say in the summer?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
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