Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What nationality are most fish?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

How can you make 7 even?