How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What does algae do when it's in trouble?