Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

How does a cow do math?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?