What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
A book just fell on my head.
What's a father's favorite flower?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What's the loudest sport?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
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