What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Where do chips wear socks?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's good for both poker and theater?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
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