What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
How can you farm during the winter?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What shape is bad at driving?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
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