What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
How is cat food sold?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you call an old snowman?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why are books always so angry?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
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