Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?