What's the slowest 5k?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What do you call octopus twins?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?