What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

How does a witch play loud music?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?