Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What did March say to the madness?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?