Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What's the laziest vegetable?