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What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

I like telling Dad jokes.

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Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?