What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
What do you call a small mom?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why was the cat so small?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
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