What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

How do bunnies stay fit?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What do cats use to beat eggs?