Where do snowmen go to dance?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What's E.T. short for?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What kind of music do planets like?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?