What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What sports are both plant-based?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

When do astronauts eat?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?