What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What animal likes to party the most?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?