How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?