What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?