What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
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