What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
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Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Where do goldfish go camping?
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Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
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