How do you get a country girl to like you?

What's a forklift?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What says: oom oom oom?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What nationality are most fish?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Where do hands go on vacation?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?