Why do mice need oiling?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What's the most masculine animal?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What instrument did the door play in the band?