What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?