Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What's a dog's favorite city?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?