What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?