What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What sport requires no movement at all?

How do you arrest a pig?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?