What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
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What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
How does a barber get to work?
Why do trees have so many friends?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
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