Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?