What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Why are cars magic?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?