Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?