What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What animal could Noah not trust?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?