What do teachers do during summer break?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What animal floats best?