What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Which celebrity became a great detective?