What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

How does a barber get to work?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What season begins with a thud?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?