What car can't keep a secret?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

How do billboards talk?

What should your husband name his internet connection?