Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?