What part of a football field is never the same?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What is an archer's favorite store?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?