What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

A book just fell on my head.

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?