What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What do Scottish toads play?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?