Why did the elk have great hair?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Which insect makes the best father?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What birds make average students?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?