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How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What do you call a sad latte?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

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Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?