What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What siblings are always sad?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?