Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
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I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
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