Which celebrity always frowns?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What does winter fat turn into?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?