Which computer won the talent show?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why are ghosts always single?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What cartoon character loves insects?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?