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Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?