What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What day never takes itself seriously?