What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Which state is the cleanest?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

What do horses say to greet each other?

How do you make a bandstand?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?