What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why do all the planets get along?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?