What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What makes a glow worm glow?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do cows like to dance to?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?