Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why was the fish so smart?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Which state is the cleanest?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
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