Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
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Why did the cow cross the road?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
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What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why are all priests fit?
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