What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What did summer say to spring?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What is a table you can eat?