Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
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Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
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What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
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