Why don't wolves like fast food?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What does the sun drink out of?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Which insect makes the best father?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?