Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why are turtles so shy?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What did the wolf say to the flea?