What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What do you find at the end of everything?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.