Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?