Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Where do books sleep?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?