Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Which relative loves rice?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why did the barber win the race?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

Where do old bowling balls end up?