What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Which state has the best streets?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What do you call a pile of cats?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?