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Why are sandals so indecisive?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?