What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

When does a horse talk?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?