Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What did autumn say to summer?

I'm not a bad putter.

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?