What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What bird is always sad?

Why was the bunny upset?

Why did the barber win the race?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What's a forklift?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What is the most attractive fruit?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?