What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What condiment has wings?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Which animals make the most honest judges?