Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

Which family member has tusks?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

How does a barber get to work?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?