What did the hostess name her daughter?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What do stars celebrate in December?