What happens when a frog's car dies?
He has it toad.
What do cows always add to their salad?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
It's Crowded!
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
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