What happens when a frog's car dies?
He has it toad.
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What did summer say to spring?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
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