What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?