On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

How do frogs get to work?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What does a cat go to sleep on?