What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What did the sickly elevator say?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

How do bunnies stay fit?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What's the beach's favorite movie?