What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?