What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda.
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What condiment has wings?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
A book just fell on my head.
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
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