Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?