What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda.
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why are bakers so good at math?
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