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What do you call an artistic dog?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What is the best book to read in autumn?