Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What car always breaks the rules?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What siblings are always sad?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?