What did you learn in school today, son?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why are grandkids so great?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What do Scottish toads play?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What do you give a sick lemon?