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What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

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A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

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What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?