What did you learn in school today, son?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

How does a penguin build its house?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What is the smallest lion?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What is a king's favorite weather?