What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

The museum curator needed a break.

What do trees keep as a pet?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why do cows wear bells?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why are bakers paid so much money?