What do trees keep as a pet?
A dogwood!
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Where was Noah born?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
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