How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What insect runs away from everything?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What does the sun drink out of?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Which relative loves rice?