What do trees keep as a pet?
A dogwood!
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Families are like fudge.
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What are baby potatoes called?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why was the musician arrested?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
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