How is life like toilet paper?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What did the sick chicken say?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?