What do trees keep as a pet?
A dogwood!
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What shape has a knighthood?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Where does a camper keep his money?
How do horses navigate at night?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
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