Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What is the tallest building in the world?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why can't you trust a pig?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?