Are baby skunks cute?

What bird is always sad?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why are goats so funny?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Who does everyone's hair in space?