How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What sport do horses love to play?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Where do chips wear socks?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?