What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
A groundhog.
How did the toad die?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
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