Why do cows like being told jokes?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?