What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What bee is good for your health?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?