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Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

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What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

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What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

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