What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Texting.
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why is a computer so smart?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why was the mime upset?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
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