Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?