Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What are you studying in math?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What says: oom oom oom?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Families are like fudge.

Why do all the planets get along?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?