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Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

How do frogs get to work?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?