What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Texting.
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why are books always so angry?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Who is the most popular Super Marioā¢ļø character in Georgia?
Why is furniture so generous?
What siblings are always sad?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What table can you never sit at?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why is Peter Pan⢠always flying?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
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