What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why did the professor write on the window?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What do fairies always drink?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?