Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?