Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What do insects learn at school?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What's the slowest 5k?