What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What is the smallest lion?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Shoutout to my grandma!

What did the airline worker name her child?

Why do dogs run in circles?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?