Why are books always so angry?
Because they're seeing read.
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do you call a sad latte?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
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