Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What do jokesters study in college?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Why are turtles so shy?

Why is the beach so confident?