Why are books always so angry?
Because they're seeing read.
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What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why are cars magic?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
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