Why are cars magic?
Because they can turn into driveways!
What condiment has wings?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
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