How do locomotives know where to go?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why do cats always get what they want?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?