Why are cars magic?
Because they can turn into driveways!
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
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