Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?