Why are cars magic?
Because they can turn into driveways!
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What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why do bees gossip?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
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