What ocean creature can you never see coming?
A ghost shark.
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why did electricity win the race?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why do all the planets get along?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
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