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Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?