Where do German dogs sleep?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why are winter days great?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?