Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?