What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
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