Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Did you know that felines don't bite?