What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

How does the sun listen to music?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What did the salad say to its dad?