Holiday

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

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What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

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What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

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Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

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What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

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Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

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What day do hands always go to church?

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

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What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

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How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

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Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

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What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

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Who is the fastest reindeer?

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Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

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What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

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Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

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What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

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What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

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Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

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What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

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