What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What sport do horses love to play?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why is summer always sad?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?