How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What does the sun drink out of?

Which office space loves to cut corners?