What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Where do you take sick ponies?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?