Which big cat never tells the truth?

What birds make average students?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?