What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

How long will dinner be?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What animal has 20/20 vision?