Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What bird is always sad?

What do you call hiking college students?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What do you call a fish without an eye?