What did the bicycle call its dad?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Which animal should never work for the government?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?