What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Picture books!
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why was the musician arrested?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
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