What do goats and moms have in common?

Do dads always snore?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?