What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

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I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What do fairies always drink?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

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