When is Dad's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call a dog in space?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
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