Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why are ghosts always single?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?