What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Which cats love to be petted?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?