When is Dad's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why is money so stubborn?
What games do ants play with elephants?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
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