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How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

How does a witch play loud music?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?