What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Where do termites go camping?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why was the bee sad?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?