What animal is always ready to protect people?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

How can you make 7 even?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What words make the best athletes?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why are cats good at playing video games?