What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Which family member has tusks?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?