Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What is the definition of Robin?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?