Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

I broke my finger!

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

How does a lion greet other animals?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

How do you arrest a pig?